(Note: Depending upon which way your anality leans,
this is either the last international alt.stupidity
conference of the second millenium or the first of the third.)
This is an example of the
notes I'd left in the hallway. Bucketmouth confiscated all
the others. He missed this one because it was stuck on the
inside of my car's rear window. The part on the right is
the message. The inset on the left is the front side of
the note rotated 90 degrees. It shows a line drawing of a
Martian protobacon along with my room number. Prof. Bucket
would have seen the proto number only by smashing
the window and grabbing the note. If he'd shown up at my room
bearing that note, I could have had him arrested.
Stalking the Elusive Protobacon
In Kevin, Kansas, Evil Sinetists
Bucketmouth and Bill plot the next
invasion of Mars. (Photo by HighPriestess Studios, Inc.)
How to launch a bottle rocket. Instruction Manual provided
by Bucketmouth. Don't even think what I think yer about to
think, Sigmund.
Arriving on Mars--and after intense negotiations--Bucketmouth
and Bill settle some of there sinetific differences. To seal
the agreement, they shake on it.
(Photo by HighPriestess Studios, Inc.)
Offishul Protobacon T-Shirt Soovineer Picture. For those of
you who wanted to be in Kevin, Kansas or at the Scare at O'Hare
but couldn't make it. Simply run some iron-on transfer paper
through a color ink-jet printer, then have four strong men
hold you down while someone irons it on to your T-shirt.
Moron it sway.
Stuff
Confused by all those obscure references to Mars, bottle
rockets, and protobacon? Prepare yourself for a new level of
confusion!!!
Trip to Mars
is a movie produced by Spatch that popularizes the heroic
effort of Bill and Bucketmouth to go to Mars, capture a
protobacon, and bring it to Earth. (Music courtesy of
barely-illegal Magnus Mulqvist.) If that doesn't work,
try this link.
But remember, it's only a movie.
