• The original NASA photo and computer enhancements
• More photos after Pathfinder landed.
• alt.stupidity's invasion plans.
• Bacon on Mars? Pro and Con.
• Per and Pål invade Mars while we're arguing.
• The Invasion Begins! Reports From the Field!
• Instant Bacon! (Parents: Do not show to small children!)
• The Second Irrational alt.stupidity Conference has information of hysterical significance on alt.stupidity's 2nd invasion of Mars in 2000.
• Trip to Mars is a major motion picture dramatizing the second excursion to Mars. This is a flash animation created by Martin Scorcese, or tv's Spatch, or somebody.
  • Emergency backup link. In case something goes wrong in the first one.
  • Last-ditch effort link! In case none of the above work. This is an MP4 video. You can't click its links, but you can at least make some popcorn and watch the movie.
• FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: ALT.STUPIDITY, FB, December 3, 2012 - The Sekrit Plan to invade Mars can be revealed!!1! It was drawn on his laptop by Perfesser Bucketmouth whilst in Kevin, Kansas in 2000. He was going to mail it to me, but claimed that he lost it. Yeah, right. Actually, it's just now been declassified and announced on the alt dot stupidity Facebook page.

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