alt.stupidity must invade mars! alt.stupidity must invade mars!

Professor Bacon^H^H^H^H^Hucketmouth posted this response that would only be fooled by the gullible. (I've posted it here out of Sinetific Fareness.)


Subj:	Re: Up your nose
Date:	97-07-26 16:46:17 EDT
From:	Proffessor Bucketmouth
To:	Wxwilki@aol.com
 

Lies!  All Lies! Bah!!!,

you think those fancy computer enhanced, retouched Martian pig photos can trick the trained and eager eye of the redoubtable professor bucketmouth????!!!!

If my ftp tjhing would work, I'd stick this picture up for all the world to see and expose the dreadful hoax you're attempting to execute upon us alternately stoipiditiyiys... and the world at large, and any other big place ... and bacon.

*I have the original * ... publish *this* if you dare ...

Deny the truth now and sniecne will never survive ... not if it keeps eating that onion flavoured stuff.

Professor Walter B. Bucketmouth III (recurring) (MBS) (BS) (BAH) (C.O.B.B.llers)

-- outraged and in posession of the facxtsxxlywxily.


Well!

While it's possible that Norwegians may be able to stand the Martian climate, there's no evidence that Mazdas can. Ergo, Paal wouldn't be able to return to Earth.

Thus, this picture is a forgery.

Besides that, just why is that one pig sniffing after that little robot?


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