Subject: Refutation of the 'Lone Martian Pig Theory'
That several-wheeled pig could have fallen out of the
viking's mazda
when he turned left at Hastings and ended up on mars ... it has the
glazed look of a very chilly Tromsoenian pig with its legs gnawed off.
So who could blame the pig for being camera shy. The operation to insert
castors into its anatomy is cruel and unusual punishment for a very
patient and shiny little piggy.
In conclusion, I would say that this so-called martian pig is no more
than an escaped Tromsoenian half-eaten viking victim who has taken
refuge in an even more remote place from that which it escaped.
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From: Bucketmouth
Date: Mon, 21 Jul 1997 22:25:56 +1000